How many positions can you do?

So basically why I came in and what I definitely need today is a massive amount of stress reduction.

I... my friends said you're the best, I need the best, they said you were actually pretty cute and they were way right.

So I'm just going to get everything done today. I'm going all out because my husband is a total fucking asshole.

And went away on our 5 year anniversary. So, I'm just going to pay him for myself and spend all his money.

So do you think you can help me relax?